Welcome to the world of high seas, romance, and ruthless pirates.

Aristocrat Roger Goodman has his heart set on a conventional life married to the wealthy Sarah Huffington and living happily ever after. That is, until he finds out she thinks he’s boring and would rather marry a brave and adventurous pirate!

Determined to prove himself to his beloved, Roger hires Long John Sliver to tutor him and his newly recruited motley crew in the field of piracy. In exchange for his becoming a pirate, Roger and his crew sail to Treasure Island seeking the chests of gold doubloons Long John buried there long ago.

Meanwhile, Sarah knows there’s only one way to win the affections of a true pirate. She dubs herself the Pirate Queen and sets sail with her own crew of lady pirates. A message in a bottle takes the female crew to Treasure Island.

But Bluebeard, a true pirate now retied and desiring nothing more than a chance to enjoy lounging in his beach chair, already occupies the island and is “livin’ the good life” with his crew.

Treasure Island is soon swimming with retired pirates, lady pirates, and other pirate wannabes. It’s not a pirate convention, it’s a game of hide-and-seek!